Madeira with children

What there is to do with a child on an island sold on levadas, cliffs and wine.

Everything here was checked against the operator's own source rather than a guidebook, and the awkward facts are kept: which museum shuts on Monday, which levada a pushchair survives, which lava pools have a lifeguard and which identical-looking ones next door do not, and how old a child has to be before an operator will take them. Where nobody publishes a price or an opening time, this page says so instead of guessing.

Places built for children rather than merely tolerant of them: indoor play, trampolines, soft play and the one theme park on the island.

Lava pools, sea-water lidos, calm beaches and the water park - with which ones have a lifeguard and which of the identical-looking pools next door do not.

Whales, monkeys, sharks in a tank, sugar under a glass floor and science you are allowed to touch - the wet-weather half of the island.

Karting, climbing, escape rooms, surf schools and riding lessons, with the minimum age each operator actually enforces.

Cable cars, toboggans, tuk-tuks, catamarans and the pirate ship - the outings that are the ride itself.

Prices and opening times change without notice, and on this island they change often. Everything here carries the date it was checked in our research notes; if a place has moved or closed, tell us and we will fix it.