Mad Laser

Closed. Shut when we last checked. It is kept here because guides and map apps still list it.

• Indoors
• Any age
• No price published
• Booking advised

Funchal's blacklit laser-tag maze, in the basement of the João de Deus building - and showing no sign of life.

For years it was the only laser tag in the city, an arena and a bar and a poncha workshop in one basement. This is an absence of evidence rather than a shuttered door: as of September 2026 its domain no longer resolves at all, no post or review anywhere is dated inside the last twelve months, and its TripAdvisor entry carries the stale marker. The telephone number here is the last one published, and is the thing to try before anyone writes it off.

Worth knowing: For laser-style play in Funchal now, Joy Family Space runs Laser Limbo in the same building - a laser-dodging arena rather than a tag maze, booked by the hour.

Opening hours

The operator publishes no opening hours. Phone before you drive.

Prices

Nothing current. The old tariff, ten euros for two fifteen-minute games, is only a record of what it used to cost.

Getting there

Prices and opening times change without notice, and on this island they change often. Everything here carries the date it was checked in our research notes; if a place has moved or closed, tell us and we will fix it.